If you’re a THC user, chances are you want to keep your habit as discreet as possible.
And that’s a good thing—we’re all about keeping your business your business. But how can you do it? Well, there are a few options:
-The first is to smoke a joint in the parking lot of your local grocery store. If you live in a state where marijuana is legal, this might be a good option for you! Just make sure to pick up some snacks before doing so—no one wants to eat stale granola bars on their way home from the store.
-Another option is to try vaping weed instead of smoking it. Vaping is becoming increasingly popular because it doesn’t give off any noticeable scent or smoke and doesn’t require any special equipment like rolling papers or pipes do (although those can be fun too). You can even get THC-infused vape juice at dispensaries these days!
-Finally, if none of those work for you, there are always edibles! Edibles have been around for ages and will probably continue to exist forever (or until they become illegal again). You’ll just need to keep them out of reach from pets and children.
Let’s take a look at the most discreet THC products of 2023!
THC gummies are super discreet
If you’re worried about being caught with weed, then we have good news for you: THC gummies are the way to go!
You see, it’s not like people will just be able to tell that you have weed in your system. It’s actually pretty hard to tell if someone is high—you know, besides their behavior (laughing uncontrollably at everything, probably).
So if you’re trying to stay under the radar and don’t want anyone knowing that you’re stoned off your face, then these sweet little treats are a great option for you. They come in all kinds of flavors, so there’s no need to worry about whether or not they will make your breath smell like weed or anything like that. You can just enjoy yourself without worrying about getting busted by the police or any nosy neighbors who might be wondering how come they keep seeing leaves falling from your windowsill.
THC vape cartridges are also pretty discreet
Vaping is a great way to consume THC. It’s a very discreet option, and there are tons of different kinds of cartridges available! We’ve got you covered with all the information you need to know about using THC carts.
What are THC vape cartridges?
THC vape cartridges are a very discreet way to use THC. They’re typically made of plastic or glass, and come in all sorts of different shapes and sizes. There are cartridges for your vape pen, for your box mod, for your portable e-cigarette—you name it!
How do I use THC vape cartridges?
It’s pretty simple: just screw the cartridge into whatever device you’re using (like a pen or box mod), then heat up the cartridge with your device until it glows red hot. Once it’s heated up enough (usually takes less than a minute), inhale from the mouthpiece to get some delicious THC vapor in your lungs! You can also use a dabber tool if you want some extra smooth hits—just dab on some wax or oil onto the heating element (battery) and inhale as usual!
THC cream is discreet but not very effective
THC cream is the perfect way to get the benefits of cannabis without having to inhale smoke. But it’s not as foolproof as you might think.
THC creams are discreet, easy-to-use, and do not cause a stoned feeling when you use them. They’re also relatively safe for your system—but that doesn’t mean they’re 100% effective.
THC creams are made with THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, which is the psychoactive ingredient in cannabis (the part that gets you high). The cream is applied directly to the skin and absorbed into the body through your pores. This means that the effects of the cream will be felt almost immediately after application—and they’ll last longer than if you had a joint or pipe. Because of this, THC creams are often used by people who want a quick fix without having to smoke anything or worry about holding down their buzz too long before they go out again.
If you want to use THC discreetly, just find a place to hide!
If you want to use THC discreetly, just find a place to hide!
I mean, I know it’s not exactly the same thing as being able to smoke in public. But there’s still plenty of ways you can get your fix without being busted.
Here are some ideas:
-Get really good at hiding your stoner quirks. You know that weird way your eyes shift when you’re high? Maybe try doing that whenever your boss comes around so he doesn’t suspect anything. That way, if he ever catches on, you can say “Oh no! I wasn’t high at all!” with perfect sincerity and zero suspicion.
-Hide in plain sight! If you’re in a small space like an elevator or train car, people are less likely to see you. So go ahead and smoke up (or vape) right now! Just don’t let anyone know what’s going on. And don’t make eye contact with anyone else—it’ll just make them suspicious if they notice anything funny about how you’re acting.
-Use a fake beard or mustache as a disguise! This is an oldie but goodie: if someone sees through your disguise and tries to arrest you for smoking weed (which is legal in most places), just let them. You deserve to go to jail.
Jk. Have fun!